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Trump Rhymes-Poems in the Age of Trump – I Know You Want To Cry-Let’s laugh instead

by Richard Ackner.

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  • Language: English.

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Trump Rhymes-Poems in the Age of Trump – I Know You Want To Cry-Let’s laugh instead

A humorous take on the crazy events that occurred during the 2016 election season centering around the whirlwind of crazy himself, Donald Trump. 22 Poems about Trump, his rogues gallery of supporters and opponents, as well the media, chronicling it. If you feel ready to burst into tears at any moment, this book will offer a short respite of laughter before you go back to contemplating doomsday. This book will answer many questions, most of which you never asked before. What do Trump and Dorian Gray have in common? What’s worse than a week with Ted Cruz? Which Fox News personality does the author hate the most? (Ok that one you may have to guess at, but then again there may be no wrong answer), Who scares you more, Mike Pence or your stepdad? Why would Morning Joe be better without Joe? Who do you think best fits the description of a “cornpone Giuliani”? (You may not agree with the author of who best fits that description, but it’s still fun to think about, isn’t it?) Will the author end up in Guantanamo or receive a Thank You not from Jimmy Fallon? The answers to all this (except Guantanamo) and much more are contained in this book. And everything rhymes! (more or less)

Poem Titles

Thanks Obama
Four Surrogates of the Apocalypse Now
A Street Car Named Lindsey
Fox and Friends-Breakfast with Morons
Late Night Christmas in June
Birther Redux
A Week with Ted Cruz
Der Furor
Thumb on the Scale
Fox News-Unfair and I’m Becoming Balanced
The Portrait of Reverse Dorian Gray
Landslide?-Takes Big Rocks to Suggest That
Morning Joe with No Joe
21st Century Man-churian Candidate
Mitt Romney’s Back and There is Going to be Trouble (Not Really)
We Get Our Comeup Pence
Put Out the Good China
Ctrl Alt Right Delete
Truth Trump (Credit to the Daily Show)
A Nightmare From a Trump at the Helm Tweet
Repeal and Replace and Your Next Visit is Never
The Walking Dread

Sample Poem

The Walking Dread

Out in the heartland, they say “give him a chance”
But on both coasts they’re shuffling around in a trance
It’s like the Zombie Apocalypse turned upside down
The people with no brains have elected a clown
In New York and California, people look beat
They barely can walk, talk, think or eat
The alt right is coming, can they brave them?
Michonne, Rick and Daryl won’t be coming to save them
No flesh eating in California, they’re mostly vegan
But prepare for a slaughter, we’ve elected Negan

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